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On Friday, Donald Trump will be inaugurated as the 45th President of the United States of America. And to celebrate, well, he got the top two musical acts performing today: Toby Keith and 3 Doors Down.

In advance of their performances, we received the titles of some news songs they wrote specifically for the event.

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And we know what you’re thinking, and you’re correct: they’re all bangers!

Songs written and performed by Toby Keith:

Honoree Toby Keith performs at the 46th Annual Songwriters Hall Of Fame Induction and Awards Gala at the Marriott Marquis on Thursday, June 18, 2015, in New York. (Photo by Evan Agostini/Invision/AP)Credit: Evan Agostini/Invision/AP

"Is Being Drunk a Pre-Existing Condition?"

"Not Your Grandma’s Nukes"

"You Say Climate Change, I Say My Above Ground Pool’s Open Year Round"

"The Only Cabinet I Give A Damn About (Is The Liquor Cabinet)"

"My Girl Is Sad"

"Whiskey For The Pain (Because You Lost Your Health Insurance)"

"All My News Is Fake"

"Everything Will Be Okay But I Speak Only For People As Wealthy As Me"

"The Pivot Song (feat. Kellyanne Conway)"

"My Horse Is Sad"

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"I Miss the Days (When Your Truck Could Run for Senate)"

"If This Is Hell, Then I’m Tapping the Keg"

"Me And My Daddy Voted for Trumpy"

"Only God Knows If Obamacare and the ACA Are the Same Thing"

"The Piss Song"

"My Truck Is Sad"

Songs written and performed by 3 Doors Down:

Brad Arnold of the band 3 Doors Down performs during the MMRBQ at the BB&T Pavilion on Saturday, May 21, 2016, in Camden, N.J. (Photo by Owen Sweeney/Invision/AP)Credit: Owen Sweeney/Invision/AP

"My Kryptonite Is CNN"

"Library Of Fake News"

"Screaming About Russia"

"This Is How You Remind Me (I Have No Health Insurance)"

"White Men’s Money"

"Our Fans Are Pissed (The Piss Song Reprise)"

"Cousin/Taxpayer"

"If We Perform For Trump Will You Still Call Us A Real Band"

"Hack This"

"Deplorable Me, Deplorable You"

"Loud Guitar Stuff About Russia"

"Every Father Wants to See His Son’s Inauguration"

"Make America 2000 Again"

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