您现在的位置是:綜合 >>正文
【】
綜合2518人已围观
简介Finally, the soap we've all been searching for: one that keeps all the vampires we meet at bay.PoJo& ...
Finally, the soap we've all been searching for: one that keeps all the vampires we meet at bay.
PoJo’s Pure Vermont, an online shop specializing in handmade soaps, has created a soap scented with an elegant blend of garlic and "holy water." According to the product's description, it is guaranteed to "repel even the most aggressive vampires" and "simply wash away the danger of vampire attacks." Convenient!
SEE ALSO:Would you wash your hands with leftovers from old cocktails?Credit: PoJo's pure vermontAnd helpfully, the FAQ section for the soap answers the only three questions you probably have:
Q: Is this a real product?
A: Yes, of course!
Q: Does it really prevent physical vampire attacks?
A: Nobody who has used this soap has ever been attacked by a vampire.
Q: Does this soap actually smell like garlic?
A: Yes, Garlic & Holy Water Vampire Repelling Soap contains garlic oil and no additional fragrances, so it does have a distinctive garlic odor.
The store even offers a 100 percent money-back guarantee. But don't even think about weaseling your way to a full refund without reading the fine print.
*Guaranteed to prevent physical vampire attacks only. This product does not prevent or reduce the risk of spiritual or psychic attacks.
So, if you're attacked by Dracula on the street, you're good to go. If you're seduced by anyone's charms, intelligence or good looks, you're on your own.
Better stock up just in case.
Featured Video For You
Homemade ‘Dracula’ remake offers low-budget thrills and chills
Tags:
转载:欢迎各位朋友分享到网络,但转载请说明文章出处“夫榮妻貴網”。http://new.maomao321.com/news/23b37299604.html
相关文章
Dressage horse dancing to 'Smooth' by Santana wins gold for chillest horse
綜合Okay forget everyone else -- this horse named Lorenzo is our favorite Olympic athlete now. 。Lorenzo, ...
【綜合】
阅读更多原創 中俄關係再次得到印證 ,中國連拋622億美債後,俄羅斯幫了我們大忙(籃球湖人23號)
綜合原創 中俄關係再次得到印證,中國連拋622億美債後 ,俄羅斯幫了我們大忙籃球湖人23號)_籃球 ( 俄羅斯,中國 )www.ty42.com 日期:2023-01-05 00:0 ...
【綜合】
阅读更多湖人 128:100 大勝黃蜂 ,詹姆斯和鮑爾收獲三雙 ,如何評價這場比賽?(詹姆斯30+13+7湖人勝森林狼)
綜合