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简介When it comes to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, most people would not immediately label hi ...
When it comes to White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer, most people would not immediately label him as a "smart guy." He has drawn criticism for making false and often controversial statements, and his general combativeness with the press. But he is human, is he not? Are you perfect? He deserves a champion. And that champion is me.
I'm going to outline exactly how Sean Spicer is actually a genius, and how everything he's doing is actually going really well.
1. He handles the questions like a boss.
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//:OUTPUT: WHY SSEAN SPICERR IS. A GENIUS
THE HONORABLE SEAN SPICER, HIS DIVINE HOLINESS, AND YOUR FATHER, ADDRESSES A CROWDCredit: MARK WILSON/Getty Images7. The WAy He Is Your FAther
SeAn Spicer Is Your FAther And AlwAys Has Been. You Love Your FAther. Give Him A Kiss?
SEAN SPICER IS YOUR FATHER HERE. LEAVE.Credit: aaron p. bernstein/Getty Images6.. In This ReAlity SeAn Spicer Is Your FAther, BrAve, SmArt, And A Hero
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