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简介Pro tip: If you're going to text your bro about going to a girl's dorm to hook up, triple check to m ...
Pro tip: If you're going to text your bro about going to a girl's dorm to hook up, triple check to make sure you're not sending that text to the girl you think you're hooking up with instead. Chances are, that hook up will be null and void.
This guy learned the hard way when he made his intentions very, veryclear to his buddy, but problem is, it wasn't his buddy who saw his plan.
SEE ALSO:Twitter's new anti-abuse measure stops notifications for threads started by people you've blockedTwitter user tired girl posted these texts between her and a guy she goes to school with:
pic.twitter.com/YuiCja8J9L
— tired girl (@killermarecat) February 20, 2017
K, so this starts off pretty innocent. Although you begin to get a feel for his intentions with the "Can I come over?" text, he's offering to bring her chocolate, which seems nice and thoughtful. Then...

WOAH THERE OMG.
Clearly, this was not meant for her eyes. Otherwise, they have an extremely interesting arrangement that we would love to investigate further.
After the guy tries to salvage any of the dignity he has left, the girl quickly shuts him down after realizing his end game. And what better way to shame a shady guy than to expose him on Twitter.
He didn't seem to like this kind of attention because he followed up with:
@killermarecat pic.twitter.com/WzravkYb8Z
— tired girl (@killermarecat) February 20, 2017
Guys on Twitter didn't take the hint that this is no way to woo a lady because they, too, got creepy and the girl started receiving these messages in her DMs:
:| pic.twitter.com/8ufGRgQrse
— tired girl (@killermarecat) February 22, 2017
@ these guys: how in the world did you see this as an invitation to hit on this girl IN HER DMs? Did you not just learn from these awkward texts? C'mon, do better.
So remember:
Be careful of who you're texting, or you'll be exposed on Twitter.
You'll need more than chocolate to win someone's heart.
And maybe never use the phrase "BALLS DEEP BRO" if you ever want to get laid again.
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